if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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