he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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