I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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