I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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