Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize