I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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