On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I want to fling myself into the sun
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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