I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
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