oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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