ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
someone threw a dead crab at me
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I need a hoe opinion
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