If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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