What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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