I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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