Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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