My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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