Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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