All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He? As in you personified your dick?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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