hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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