Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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