the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
wow bdsm is so cute
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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