i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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