guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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