If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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