so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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