All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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