I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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