But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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