Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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