I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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