Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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