My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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