what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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