I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
that's an acceptable place to lick
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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