Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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