It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Randomize
