No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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