Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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