I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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