We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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