i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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