so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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