What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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