i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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