Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm always down for nudity.
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