CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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