How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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