My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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