Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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