I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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