So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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