I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
only if we run a train.
done.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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