That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
third nipple confirmed
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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