ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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