Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Randomize
