he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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