Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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